Well well well the wonders of the blonde never cease to amaze me, but this time they really have excelled themselves. Really. Have.
So I’m single for the first valentines for 4 years, so the evil ex’s rearing his ugly head around these here parts for the first time since I moved him out and he got carted off to Devon months ago. It’s all good I’m fine with all that.
However, clearly unimpressed by my cool calm and obviously sophisticated approach to events I pulled out my gun and aimed directly at my foot-point blank range no less. I some how seem to have managed to arrange to spend the day with him, yes by THE day I mean valentines. Really how do I do it, surely this amount of stupidity requires some planning but no I’m just a natural!! Happy days.
So having ordered my self 3 bunches of flowers, 2 boxes of chocolates, 12 cards, all set to arrive around the time he comes to get the last of his stuff, it now remains for me to beg you all to help me look popular and loved (and yes thank you it is just as effective even if you do HAVE to beg) by calling and texting me all day long. K? Oh and if you could have wiped the laugher/smirk/happy combination off your face before hand that’d be great to.
Thanks all- oh and HAPPY VALENTINES
(....said with a fully sincere smile!!)
Laters!!
1 comment:
You really have surpassed yourself my dear....amazing. Just hang tight and DO NOT BE SWAYED by the general flying cupids and roses in the air. Love you. xxx
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